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A man wanted to get married. He was having
trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a
present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.
The first does a total makeover. She goes to
a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new makeup; buys several new
outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has
done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.
The man was impressed.
The second goes shopping to buy the man
gifts.... She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his
computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells
him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.
Again, the man is impressed.
The third invests the money in the stock
market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000
and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants
to save for their future because she loves him so much.
Obviously, the man was impressed.
The man thought for a long time about what
each woman had done with the money he'd given her.

Then he married the one with the biggest
tits.
Men are like that, you know. There is more money being spent on breast
implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by
2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge
erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.