''WE SERVE EVERYONE''

1 Customer: Waiter, do you serve pigs? 
Waiter: Please sit down sir, we serve everyone. 

2 - Is this my train? - 
No, it belongs to the Railway Company. 
- Don't try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to New Delhi.
- Well, I'm afraid it's too heavy. 

3 
Στο εστιατόριο, ο πελάτης λέει στο γκαρσόν:
- Σας παρακαλώ, μήπως μπορείτε να πάρετε το κοτόπουλο να το ψήσετε λιγάκι ακόμα?
 - Γιατί, τι έχει?
 - Μου τρώει τις πατάτες!

- Do you want dinner? 
- Sure, what are my choices? 
- Yes and no.

- One kiss and I'll be yours forever. 
- Thanks for the warning - 
Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?"
- Honey, I'd have married you, no matter WHO left you a fortune"